even the girl at panera bread can make me feel like an idiot

Me: I'll have half of the bacon turkey bravo with no tomatoes.
Her: Do you want to change the bread? It's tomato basil?
Me: No, it's fine. Thanks.
Her: What kind of soup did you want?
Me: (sheepishly) Tomato.

it's a texture issue. i don't expect her to understand.