...but this is too good to keep to myself.
Nick turned me onto this hilarious girl comedy group called Garfunkel and Oates. They have a song called Pregnant Women Are Smug. I'm attaching the video, but I know most people (myself included) don't click on links no matter how awesome. (Although I sincerely hope you watch the video below of my amazing brother proposing to his girl. It's awe inspiring. Maybe if I brag on him enough, he'll make a witty comment.)
Okay, so here are the lyrics to the amazing song. Thankfully, none of my friends have acted like this (so far), but all know someone who has, or is right on the edge. Only organic food and clothing? No sugar/carbs/dairy/unfiltered air? How about the women who swear they can have a painless birth at home without any drugs? Please. I've never had a kid, but I'm pretty sure that shit hurts. I can barely keep my eyes from rolling back into my head when I get around people like this.
Anyway, the lyrics are as follows. Watch the video and sing along! And promise me and yourself that you will never act like those smug pregnant women...
PREGNANT WOMEN ARE SMUG
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
Because they’re pregnant
F-ing son of a gun
You think you’re so deep now
You give me the creeps now
Now that you’re pregnant
I can’t count all the ways how
You speak in clichés now
I can’t wait to hear someone say
Don’t care if it’s brain dead
Don’t care if it’s limbless
If it has a penis
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
Because they’re pregnant
This zen world you’re enjoying
Makes you really annoying
Bitch, I don’t really care
I was being polite now
Since you have no life now
That you’re pregnant
You say you’re walking on air
You think that you’re glowing
But you had been ho-ing
And now you’re pregnant
You’re just giving birth now
You’re not mother earth now
Pregnant women are smug
Everyone knows it, nobody says it,
because they’re pregnant
F-ing son of a gun
You think you’re so deep now
You give me the creeps now
Now that you’re pregnant
Monday, April 27, 2009
sorry to all my pregnant friends out there...
Posted by Benay at 7:31 PM
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Haha! Just another reason to try to keep pregnant talk to a minimum amongst unpregnant people :) I remember being annoyed by pregnant talk a few months ago...now I guess I joined the ranks!
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